Rude Valentine's Card For Him & Her Dirty Roses Are Red Poem For Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

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Very funny, Patrick and, I mean, how bad can things be if "a guy can find good use of his balls and his wood? Pained as I am to have to explain anything about my poems, those who have not recently appeared on sexual assault charges may need reminding that GHB, aka Gamma-hydroxybutyrate or Rohypnol, was the once notorious date rape drug.

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If you’ve ever delivered a pickup line that didn’t go the way you hoped, you know it can be nerve wracking to put yourself out there. And lest you think they’re only for dating app matches or first impressions at bars, au contraire—pickup lines are for everyone! We’ve rounded up some of the best Valentine’s Day quotes and poems, including some *seriously* X-rated ones from our Netmums. Here are the ones I have actually sent this year, although funnily enough not to anyone I actually like!

A brief interlude for a twisted funny poem about role playing sex games which reaches a deliberately anti-climactic climax. From the outright dirty to the naughty – here are some jokes you can include in your cards to inject a bit of humour into your Valentine’s Day. Two things to remember when it comes to writing your significant other rude Valentine's poems: be sure they share your sense of humor and avoid being so crude that you run the risk of insulting rather than amusing them. Whether you want to throw a cheeky insult at your partner or seduce them with an explicit design, browse our naughtiest, most offensive Valentine's cards.

I'm not anticipating that Peculiar Poetry has attracted too many feminist readers, but I can assure those loyal few that The Sum of the Parts was written with tongue firmly embedded in cheek. Read our articles below for some inspiration, or exchange your steamy and romantic ideas in the Forum. Keep in mind that anyone can view public collections - they may also appear in recommendations and other places. You could have short, naughty poems made into a piece of personalised artwork (though you might want to hide this one from the kids and any friends and visitors!Please feel free to substitute herpes with syphilis, chlamydia or another type of STD, if it is more appropriate. Personalised advertising may be considered a “sale” or “sharing” of information under California and other state privacy laws, and you may have a right to opt out. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?