FashionClothing Womens Christmas Novelty Jumper 2 Pudding Boobs Knitted Xmas Sweater

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knit's product description reads: “If you want to stand out at your ugly sweater party, then this sexy reindeer ugly Christmas sweater is for you. Allure documented several cases of people “ Decorating Their Boobs to Look Like Reindeer Faces” by popping their breasts out of sweaters and embellishing them with googly eyes and pom-poms. Before long, the Wisemans had made a women’s version, including the entire pasty kit and a sweater with a garland-rimmed hole, perfectly aligned over the space where a right breast should be. As you start humming the ultimate Xmas classic songs everywhere and the kitchen cupboards begin to fill with selection boxes only to be devoured when December arrives, we think it's time to start getting the Xmas sweaters ready for the (hopefully) snowy season.

Designed and printed by Ellie Ellie in sUSSEX (UK), our stylish Christmas jumpers featuring a pair of Christmas puddings in gold glitter. The costume casts a film of skepticism on breasts as objects of erotic, forbidden fantasy, reminding us that breasts are merely bags of blood and tissue, with some specific biological functions, until our minds transform them into targets of desire. Donning a knitted garment over Christmas may be the last thought on the minds of Aussies, but over in the UK the temperature is dropping and the influx of novelty festive jumpers has well and truly begun.

Rudolph' can be exposed in a number of ways but the easiest seems to be with an over the shoulder top or by cutting a hole in a Christmas knit.

Believed to be a bold take on the “ugly Christmas jumper” trend, the bizarre idea gained popularity on social media last year.How about rebelling and pulling on a decidedly indecent jumper that will have your straight laced rellies all a-twitter?

That is, if you don't mind having your breast out on show with only a red pompom and a pair of googly eyes to cover your modesty. The Sun", "Sun", "Sun Online" are registered trademarks or trade names of News Group Newspapers Limited. Along with remembering to smile while your mum zooms very close to your face, you want to look your best because this will most likely be posted on Facebook.

This jumper will make a cool fashion statement and it will keep you super cosy over the christmas months.