Dork Diaries 12: Tales from a Not-So-Secret Crush Catastrophe

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I just said my Or maybe I accidentally flushed it down the toilet when I was in there earlier today. I should be doing my Snoopy “happy dance” on top of my bed, NOT lying here SUPERdepressed, staring at the wall and SULKING. My bratty little sister had almost gotten us arrested by attack-hugging a security dog, and we hadn’t even made it to the plane yet. So I rushed to the girls’ bathroom to try to pull myself together, because I was having a MASSIVE MELTDOWN! Just left a ridiculously cute guy in the library and rushed to the bathroom to SCREAM at myself in the mirror!

Written in a fun-filled diary format, these books offer an insight into the life of the tween dork, Nikki. I sent Chloe, Zoey, and Brandon a text asking them to meet me after school in the library to discuss some really important news.My heart is pounding, my palms are sweaty, and the butterflies fluttering around inside my stomach are making me feel a little queasy. He was SO passionate about Fuzzy Friends and animals (like my CRAZY dog, Daisy) that he had completely worn himself out. Since it was a warm and breezy day, I decided to stop in the girls’ bathroom just to make sure my hair wasn’t windblown and I didn’t have any food stuck in my teeth.

But the most important thing I need to remember is that the excitement of most crushes simply fizzles out over time when you start to mature and/or finally realize your KNIGHT in shining ARMOR is really a LOSER in ALUMINUM FOIL! I need to warn you that the popcorn is a little stale, and, whatever you do, DON’T go into the ball pit. In July my band, Actually, I’m Not Really Sure Yet, will be doing a monthlong national tour as the opening act for the superstar boy band . I can’t wait to tell my BFFs, Chloe and Zoey, the very exciting news that Brandon and I will be hanging out together training Daisy AND working on his Fuzzy Friends project.Nikki is looking forward to the summer once school ends because she and her band, Actually, I'm Not Really Sure Yet will be going on tour with the popular band Bad Boyz. Then she climbed OUT of her seat and crawled underneath it, even though the plane was already taxiing on the runway. You can change your choices at any time by visiting Cookie preferences, as described in the Cookie notice.

But it’s going to be a BREEZE compared to the HORRIFIC ninety-minute plane trip I took with Brianna last summer when we went to visit my aunt in Indiana. That’s when it occurred to me that although I had mentioned the student ambassador thing with André to Chloe and Zoey, I had completely forgotten to tell Brandon the reason I’d canceled meeting him earlier. Trevor Chase, the world-famous producer, has asked me to put together a thirty-minute show that includes our original song “Dorks Rule! YOU have an all-expenses-paid trip for two weeks in Paris to study at the Louvre, and you’re worried about your friends being MAD at you? Suddenly the handsome Prince Brandon appeared and said, “Princess Nikki, would you like to go for a walk with ME in the meadow?It's the first day of Daisy's obedience training, and after fantasizing about competing in a dog show with her, Nikki meets up with Brandon to teach Daisy to walk accordingly to Nikki and Brandon's instructions. Description : Meet Nikki Maxwell and prepare to read some truly a-dork-able stories with this 12-book collection of Dork Diaries stories by Rachel Renee Russell. But, unfortunately, I had to cancel because I have an earlier lunch and I had to meet the exchange student at noon. In spite of the fact that Brianna had been acting like a TASMANIAN DEVIL in pink Barbie sneakers, my mom actually AGREED with her!

Since it seemed almost impossible for me to TELL them the bad news, I thought it might be easier if I just SHOWED them.Nikki *************** As soon as I hit the send button, I immediately started to have second thoughts. Chloe and Zoey are my BFFs and I love them, but they’ve been acting so silly and immature around André that it’s an EMBARRASSMENT! After a bump on the head, Nikki has a dream in which she, her BFF's Chloe and Zoey, her crush Brandon, and mean girl Mackenzie all end up playing the roles of some familiar classic fairy tale characters . As soon as class was over, Brandon grabbed his backpack and quickly strode past me and out of the room.