Diary of a Germanyball : Book One

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USAball - Creditor. Helped me get out of debt, but also partially responsible for dragging me into ein Depression in 1929-32. At least he was not harsh on me like France but he did make a song about my river and never credited me

Saudi Arabiaball - My best Arab friend. It was one of my first recognizers, and supported me ever since then! Two of humanity's most iconic pieces of art are in the Louvre Museum in Paris (Venus de Milo and the Code of Hammurabi). Romaniaball - This is my little oriental sibling. Romaninieballe loves me, and I love it a little. Its capital is called the «Little Eastern Paris». Yet we both hate Romas for stealing yours and our common ancestor's name, so I guess we can be friends.In the 9th and 10th centuries, Vikingball came here and settled down here. In the year 930 AD, Icelandic Commonwealthball was born. It remained independent for 300 years but was killed by Denmark-Norwayball. It then became Kingdom of Norwayball's child until 1814. In 1874, it finally gained full autonomy. In 1914, it regained its independence to some extent but still was in a personal union with Denmarkball. Nazi Germany - Take a Bir Hakeim and Dunkirk in your face for life! 1940 WAS THE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE! NEVER FORGET THE BLOODY HUMILIATION, THE SCORE AND- Land Down Under: Australia, racist, unable to pronounce English properly, pugilistic...but there's no better ball for killing dangerous animals.

Impaled with Extreme Prejudice: Romania's preferred method of killing. Depending on the Writer, sometimes Serbia does it as well. (It's all about the irony of turning kebab into literal kebab.) Soviet Union - It was communist, but I liked it because I played fair during the Cold War, and it trusted me. "Then, however, I banned communism because it invaded Polandball during the Second World War!" Antigua and Barbudaball • Argentinaball • Bahamasball • Barbadosball • Belizeball • Boliviaball • Brazilball • Canadaball • Chileball • Colombiaball • Costa Ricaball • Cubaball • Denmarkball ( Greenlandball) • Dominicaball • Dominican Republicball • Ecuadorball • El Salvadorball • Franceball ( French Guianaball • Guadeloupeball • Martiniqueball • Saint Barthélemyball • Saint-Martinball • Saint Pierre and Miquelonball) • Grenadaball • Guatemalaball • Guyanaball • Haitiball • Hondurasball • Jamaicaball • Mexicoball • Netherlandsball ( Arubaball • Bonaireball • Curacaoball • Sababall • Sint Eustatiusball • Sint Maartenball) • Nicaraguaball • Panamaball • Paraguayball • Peruball • Saint Kitts and Nevisball • Saint Luciaball • Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball • Surinameball • Trinidad and Tobagoball • UKball ( Anguillaball • Bermudatriangle • British Virgin Islandsball • Cayman Islandball • Falklandsball • Montserratball • South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball • Turks and Caicosball) • USAball ( Puerto Ricoball • United States Virgin Islandsball) • Uruguayball • Venezuelaball With the testament of Bolesław III Wrymouth enacted in 1138, the kingdom was split into 5 principalities within his 4 sons.Tangled Family Tree: Any country that is in any way an ancestor of another country, or have aided in their independence, can be a parent. This results in situations such as the USA having the UK, France, Germany, and the 7-balls (Native Americans) as parents. Poland (and sometimes other countries) occasionally refers to gay people as "gender", a reference to Polish Christian conservatives coining the term "gender ideology" to refer to pretty much anything except heterosexuality. Surreal Humour: Often present in older comics. This comic involving France, Germany and a box ◊ is often cited as the most famous example.

By 1932, Germanyball was tired of living in poverty and squalor, and due to poor health conditions he started to develop cancer, such as Nazism and Fascism. He followed Italyball's 1922 example and a cancer cell called Adolf Hitler turned him in fascist in March 1933. The part of his mind that had attempted to take over him in 1923 now succeeded, and by December 1933 Weimar Republicball had become Nazi Germanyball. He started oppressing Jewcubes and Gypsyball, and also harassing his neighbours, leading to the Second World War a few years later. By 1917, the tide of war was turning; Franceball and its allies captured all of German Empireball's overseas colonies. Despite Russia’s Revolution and Civil War, USAball helped the Allies defeat German Empireball at the Meuse-Argonne offensive in spring 1918. As a result, Franceball and UKball accepted a truce, which went into effect on 11 November 1918. No Mouth: Countryballs never have mouths. Usually but putting mouths on countryballs are breaking the rules.. Running Gag : Makes up many of the webcomics' punchlines. The main and most-well known one would be "Poland cannot into space". Don't chew gum in front of Tringapore. Even mentioning gum will make him violent. This is due to gum being banned in Singapore in real life.

Bulgariaball - Thank you for the twelve points on the televote at Eurovision 2017; I'm glad you liked my song that year! Depending on the Artist/ Depending on the Writer: Obviously, since the strips are made by different people. Apart from the obvious art style changes, other factors subject to change are countryball family relationships, personalities, and even gender. s /sp/ board had "Mestball" comics for a while. While they involved all of Major League Baseball, the focus was usually on Mestball (Representing the New York Mets) and how it could never "into playoffs." Wearing a Flag on Your Head: Used to represent different countries. If you can't identify them, it's time for you to learn your flags (although bear in mind Poland is drawn incorrectly.)