YA MUM and Other Stories from the Backstreets of Britain

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Although the phrase has a long history of including a description portion, such as the old "your mother wears combat boots", the phrase "yo mama" by itself, without any qualifiers, has become commonly used as an all-purpose insult [3] or an expression of defiance. Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said: "Concentrate."

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought putting two quarters in her ears meant she was listening to 50 Cent. Yo mama is so silly, when the weatherman said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl and spoon to eat it up. Jeffries, Stuart (2006-06-12). "The mother of all insults". The Guardian. London . Retrieved 2006-12-06. Yo mama is so silly, when you told her to make up her mind, she went to the bathroom and put eyeshadow on her forehead. Your mama's so fat, she heard it was chilly out and ran inside to get a bowl." — Everything Must Go

Nice Yo Mama Jokes

Copeland, Jamili. "Top 10 Yo Mama Jokes in Movies | Articles on WatchMojo.com". WatchMojo . Retrieved 25 October 2023.

Here are 109 funny yo mama jokes, sorted by every category you could possibly want. Share them at your own risk. And if yo mama asks, no, we weren't talking about her. Yo Mama’ jokes are some of the most iconic jokes told throughout history. Oftentimes these jokes have been told with a crass undertone or molded to offend other races, genders, or class types. Even though most people remember these jokes are being harsh and mean, doesn’t mean they have to be told this way. In fact, yo mama jokes can be funny without being mean at all! The yo mama jokes in the list below have been cleaned up and refined to give any reader a good, honest laugh. Either use them as a cute Mother’s Day joke or as a way to start out a night laughing with friends. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."William Shakespeare used such a device more than once. In Titus Andronicus, [5] Aaron taunts his lover's sons: Well, according to a 2017 study from the Medical University of Vienna, it might mean that you're intelligent. That's right, enjoying humor that's dark, offensive, and really, really rude—like every yo mama joke ever written—could indicate a higher-than-usual IQ. That is, as long as it's clearly meant as a joke, and you never try to make a convincing case to a pal about why his mama is so ugly. There's a big difference between being funny and being a jerk. Millicent R. Ayoub and Sephen A. Barnett (October–December 1965). "Ritualized Verbal Insult in White High School Culture". The Journal of American Folklore. American Folklore Society. 78 (310): 337–344. doi: 10.2307/538441. JSTOR 538441.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." — Monty Python and the Holy Grail Yo mama is so nice, people buy bracelets that read “WWYMD” (what would yo mama do) instead of “WWJD” (what would Jesus do).Rabbi Eliezer (c. 100 CE) was said [6] to have interrupted a man reading aloud the opening words of the then-banned and still-troubling Ezekiel 23 ("Mortal, proclaim to Jerusalem her abominations") Machine translation, like DeepL or Google Translate, is a useful starting point for translations, but translators must revise errors as necessary and confirm that the translation is accurate, rather than simply copy-pasting machine-translated text into the English Wikipedia. Yo mama is so bad at reading directions, when the sign said “Disneyland left”, she turned around and went home. Consider adding a topic to this template: there are already 8,938 articles in the main category, and specifying |topic= will aid in categorization.